All in one day I did the following:
- walked four miles
- met three cool guys
- got wasted
- saw Ziggy Marley
- smoked with cool old people
- got hit on by a 50 year old Jamacian
- walked eight more miles
- told someone I thought they were hot
- met a hot lesbian chick
- got the hot lesbian chick's phone number
- argued
- sat like Lohan on BART and didn't care because I was tired
- listened to 80s music
Suck on that, Lindsay Lohan.
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