I love MoarInternetz, don't get me wrong, but there are so many stupid people that come into Hollywood Video, that I have devoted an entire blog to them.
http://behindthecashwrap.tumblr.com/
Check it out soon for updates.
Showing posts with label stupid people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid people. Show all posts
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
SOMEBODY KILL HER
And I love dlisted.com.. "She doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. She probably thinks its something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheese."
ALSO.
That guy totally has a boner or something.
Monday, January 19, 2009
DEAR CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL (who monitors SB/Ventura/LA)
Thank you sooo much for NOT fucking catching the drunk driver who I reported TWICE who was drinking beer while he was driving. I appreciate you wasting your time on things like pulling over people without bluetooths instead. My bad, I thought you guys were actually concerned about our safety. WHOOPS MY BAD.
I also hope you all collide in the middle of the highway and become a huge clusterfuck of cop cars.
xoxo,
Lady Miss Sonic
I also hope you all collide in the middle of the highway and become a huge clusterfuck of cop cars.
xoxo,
Lady Miss Sonic
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
To the People of Santa Barbara:
Stop wearing those god damned ugly plastic flower-printed rain boots. You're 53, not five. Grow up.
Learn how to drive. I was reversing first, and you decided we could both fit. No. I don't care if you're a customer of mine, I'll give you the finger as easy as I give it to my ex-boyfriends.
We're Hollywood Video. No, we don't sell music. Stop asking.
Why do you guys love writing checks SO much?
You're older than my mom and you're wearing a halter top with no bra, a mini skirt, and flip flops. Nice cottage cheese thighs, Santa Barbara Moms, but please, get over yourself.
There's a big sign outside that says Hollywood Video. You're all idiots.
Isla Vista: clean up. When your town has its own unrecognizable STD, there's a problem.
Santa Barbara: you won't have drive-thrus because of emission rates? I'm sure the fact that the 101 is two lanes and thousands of cars sit there for hours is worse for your air.
Really? A special permit to hang banners in front of stores? Plastic doesn't ruin emission, rich people do.
xoxo, lady mi$$ sonic
Learn how to drive. I was reversing first, and you decided we could both fit. No. I don't care if you're a customer of mine, I'll give you the finger as easy as I give it to my ex-boyfriends.
We're Hollywood Video. No, we don't sell music. Stop asking.
Why do you guys love writing checks SO much?
You're older than my mom and you're wearing a halter top with no bra, a mini skirt, and flip flops. Nice cottage cheese thighs, Santa Barbara Moms, but please, get over yourself.
There's a big sign outside that says Hollywood Video. You're all idiots.
Isla Vista: clean up. When your town has its own unrecognizable STD, there's a problem.
Santa Barbara: you won't have drive-thrus because of emission rates? I'm sure the fact that the 101 is two lanes and thousands of cars sit there for hours is worse for your air.
Really? A special permit to hang banners in front of stores? Plastic doesn't ruin emission, rich people do.
xoxo, lady mi$$ sonic
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