I'm in the kitchen and my aunt Jacci said something, and my mother frantically runs in the living room. I look up confused and ask Aunt Jacci, "why did my mother run away?" She replies, "your mother likes old man dick."
My jaw drops and I can't move. I walk into the living room, and look like I'm about to cry.
"Mom.. you like.. old man dick?"
"I LOVE old man dick!"
"THE WEATERMAN'S NAME IS DICK."