Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stupid People & Zombies

So I started this "novel," or whatever you want to call it, and I was really thinking: The reason why zombie outbreaks happen is because of, well, stupid people. It all starts somewhere. It doesn't all of a sudden become a world-wide outbreak of fricken zombies. It all starts with one person. Now, if the closest person wasn't an idiot, they could easily prevent the zombie outbreak. If the person wasn't stupid and trying to help the zombie, they could simply shoot the zombie in the head, and burn it's remains. There we go, no zombie outbreak.

There are so many stupid people on this planet today that it terrifies me. If something like a zombie outbreak were to happen, I can almost guarantee you: YOU WILL DIE. People like dumb blonds [not all blonds are dumb, so stop thinking I'm generalizing] will be like, "Oh my gosh, like, you look like shit! I'm going to help you out!" And then they get bitten and die, and turn into an even stupider zombie.

But that's ok. People like that deserve to die.

Stupid people in general bug me. Sometimes you don't quite understand or even know what goes through their head, or why they do it. In general, usually men are the stupid ones. BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG, not all men are stupid. Let's look at the Hilary Clinton situation for example.

Hilary Clinton was a pussy, and cried. All the woman in New Hampshire felt bad and voted for her.

Hold it.

She cried so they voted for her.

Okay, women of New Hampshire: YOU'RE VOTING FOR A WOMAN WHO CAN'T HANDLE THE PRIMARIES? YOU WANT HER TO BE OUR PRESIDENT?

I can see it now, she's at a meeting, doesn't get her way, and starts crying.

If Hilary Clinton is crying at primaries, how strong do you think she is going to be as our President?

Not very.

Hmmm. Another example of stupid people is people on the road. Quote from Chris Poulsen, "I don't drive, and I don't think it's really that hard. I look at people on the road and it's like they won their license."

People, really, the flick of a finger to use your signal really isn't that hard. Otherwise, you're just an asshole.

The Darwin Awards.. They, well, never cease to amaze me. I mean, look at it. There's so many stupid people on the planet, that we have AWARDS for them. Not that they're alive when they receive them or anything.

Quote of the week: "My router is being gayer than RJ at an Asian club."



5 comments:

Jay said...

If publicly crying is disqualification for being president then that also leaves out Romney, McCain, Guiliani, Pat Buchanan, Bill Clinton, Bush Sr., Robert Kennedy, and many, many others.
The general publics blatant misogyny is abhorrent.

xxsonicblue said...

Hilary Clinton is still a dumb bitch, least to say.

Jay said...

You are certainly entitled to your opinion, even if unfounded and reactionary, but you've also reinforced my claim regarding misogyny.

RockisSponge said...

No, Hilary Clinton is still an ingrate, and waste of people's time.

xxsonicblue said...

Thank you, rockissponge. Indeed she is.