Reminds Me of Work

And I love it when customers complain and I tell them the same thing, "Ma'am, when you were about to rent it, I forewarned you and asked you about the rating, and told you about the game. You didn't listen."

BTW: I can has shift leader now.

OMG.

It's so true it's absolutely ridiculous. In the words of psychology major Kevin Cundick, give them what they want.

Example:
XBox Live Mofo: I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.
You: *pause* Congratulations. You had sex with a schizophrenic overweight sixty year old.
Xbox Live Mofo: OH GOD DUDE I AM SO SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I SWEAR.

Example 2:
XBox Live Mofo: Suck my dick, you big fag!
You: *pause* Oh yes, I would love to suck your dick.. Putting it in an around my mouth.. Mmm.. I'd like that.
Xbox Live Mofo: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

Graphjam is the answer to all my questions..