Monday, January 19, 2009

DEAR CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL (who monitors SB/Ventura/LA)

Thank you sooo much for NOT fucking catching the drunk driver who I reported TWICE who was drinking beer while he was driving. I appreciate you wasting your time on things like pulling over people without bluetooths instead. My bad, I thought you guys were actually concerned about our safety. WHOOPS MY BAD.

I also hope you all collide in the middle of the highway and become a huge clusterfuck of cop cars.

xoxo,

Lady Miss Sonic

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