Thursday, December 25, 2008
Trash Nasty's New Years resolution!
1. Stay single the Whole year. I epic failed that so bad in '08. I'm going to stick to it this time! Basically no one but Raquel is allowed to call me boyfriend for the entirety of 2009. I'll probably epic fail it again this year. big deal.
2. Become an ordained minister (a la Kathy Griffin). So I can marry all my other gays whenever it becomes legal! Why? I don't really know.