SHUT THE FUCK UP!

THE PEOPLE NEXT DOOR HAVE BEEN PLAYING STUPID THINGS ON THE XYLOPHONE VERY LOUDLY FOR MANY HOURS, AND I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT AND FUCKING KILL THEM.

IF I EVER SEE A XYLOPHONE, I'M GOING TO BREAK IT INTO A MILLION PIECES, OR BLOW IT UP INTO 100 PIECES. OR KILL THE PERSON PLAYING IT.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a brighter note, my store manager wants to party like it's 1999 with my old store manager at the next store meeting. Tony says, "Oh really? I think the company is too poor to have those anymore." This is probably true. We laugh because the company is losing money yet Speed Racer is only $2.99 to rent, and they're throwing random free rentals on people's accounts. All the Blockbusters are having a clearance sale.. Bwahaha. And their deals aren't even that good. O_o.. Ours are way better. The only thing I actually like about Blockbuster is that:

1. They have more concessions.
2. They sell Blu-Ray.
3. They sell more movies new in general.

OUR PV DEALS ARE WAY FUCKING BETTER.

I'M ABOUT TO PUT A C4 EXPLOSIVE ON THAT FUCKING XYLOPHONE.

*TEN MINUTES LATER*

Me: MAKE THEM STOP. FUCKING XYLOPHONE.
Tony: Why don't you go hang out at work for like, two hours before you have to clock in?
Me: Bah. I guess I could. But if your children EVER get a xylophone and I find about it? There will be no fucking xylophone.
Tony: You know, I don't think I'd do that to myself.
Me: Good point. You're usually smart about the decisions you make in life.

Which is true. Tony's pretty much a badass.