I need to potty train my boyfriend.

L1CK MY LEGS (10:47:03 PM): whatre you doingggg?
eimyaj (10:47:49 PM): pooping
L1CK MY LEGS (10:47:57 PM): ON YOUR OFFICE CHAIR?!
eimyaj (10:48:07 PM): my laptop is in the bathroom
L1CK MY LEGS (10:48:15 PM): HAHAHAH
L1CK MY LEGS (10:48:18 PM): who does that?!
L1CK MY LEGS (10:48:22 PM): youre weirrrrrdddddd
eimyaj (10:48:26 PM): hahahahah
eimyaj (10:48:31 PM): i'm kidding though
L1CK MY LEGS (10:48:49 PM): so you are pooping on your office chair?
eimyaj (10:49:09 PM): never mind genius!
L1CK MY LEGS (10:49:39 PM): i should tell everyone you're taking a crap on your office chair
eimyaj (10:49:57 PM): i dare you.
L1CK MY LEGS (10:50:23 PM): bad idea but okay if thats what you want.
eimyaj (10:51:31 PM): .......
L1CK MY LEGS (10:52:07 PM): i'm opening a downelink bulletin
eimyaj (10:52:27 PM): okay....?
L1CK MY LEGS (10:52:58 PM): this isnt as fun as it would be if you were like here with me trying to prevent me from typing anything