I'm going crazy. I've never wanted something so bad in my life.
I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON.
JIMMY IS FUCKING BEN AFFLECK.
"See this monkey? Its a dinosaur. See this dinosaur? Its fucking Matt Damon."
"Have you been drinking?"
"No mom, just fucking Matt Damon."
"And then my sister ran over Matt Damon.*"
*I was singing the fucking Matt Damon song while Alexis described her running over a rabbit, and RJ composed that.