Of course I witnessed all of this, so I had to call the police. Here's how the call went.
Benicia Police: Benicia Police. Is this an emergency?
Me: Yes, this is an emergency.
BP: Can you hold?
Me: *Vesna morphs.* NO I CANNOT HOLD, DIDN'T I JUST SAY IT'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY?
BP: Um.. where are you?
Me: Panorama and Chelsea Hills.
BP: I'll get my partner right on it.
Me: Hurry up.
Photographer on the scene. Tatjana Vejnovic, I do personal photoshoots, weddings, sports shots, and now insurance claims!

Audrey's car.

Antonio's totalled shit.
People. I swear to God.
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