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My Best Friend Got Toad Roll'd.

Lean vs. Skinny

This is the worst thing in the world, when you call me skinny. im not skinny. im lean. lean means you have meat to your bones but a low fat content, skinny means your skin an bones, hence the name "skin"ny. i shall demonstrate with picures:

lean steak:


skinny steak:


the carne asada is really thin and skinny, while the buffalo is thick but with little fat on it. thats the difference.

LOLWEED.

Because we all know it's so true.

Is it Johann or John?

In my kiniesiology class we were discussing founding fathers of PE, and we talked about Johann Basedow. and a light went off in my head, what if Fitness Made Simple supermegastar John Basedow is his kin? OR! If John Basedow just took Johann Basedows name and likeness. WTF!!!! Twilight Zone man...

THIS GUY IS MY HERO.

UNDERMYUMBRELLAAAAA.

This guy rocks my socks, no joke. Go subscribe to him.

It is ricockulous

I was at costco buying alcohol and nacho stuff and we walked past the meat section, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. thats all i can say, they must have had over 200 dead cows and at least the same pigs, i didnt see any chicken, but the had a good 100 fish and seacritters. it makes me irritated because half of all of these animals just got slaughtered and are going to end up in the garbage anyway, wtf dude.

So There's These Guys...

If you're looking for an alternative to The Whitest Kids You Know, or mearly looking for something to make you giggle OR if you wanna just offend someone over the age of 35 these are the guys for you. Currently they're just starting out and have four videos up.
The group consists of Adam Williams (camera man/ actor/ editor), Matthew Warren (actor/ assistant camera man), Kyle DiAngelo (writer/ actor) and Kyle Warren (writer/ director/ actor). Together they all produce, direct and Improv status write the hilarious Family Man status PSA's. Check em' out. You won't be disappointed! Oh Oh and if you REALLY like them you can buy mugs and undies and stuff with the main character/kyle warren's alter-ego Dr. Howard Cliffton and the wasteland logo at www.cafepress.com/wastelandstuff soooo, yea... peace outters LOVES YA ALL p.s. I drunnnnken

OH HONEY.

Am I the only one who finds Kiefer screaming in agony extremely fucking attractive?

COME TO MY HOUSE AFTER DAY 7 AND I'LL MAKE IT A GOOD DAY, BABY.

Oh 4chan..

I think everyone here at Moar Internetz knows of RJ and I's obsession with Christopher Walken.

Dear Raptor Jesus did I almost shit a castle laughing when I saw this.

IF YOU THOUGHT KATE BUSH WAS EPIC

OH MY GOD
JEEPS FLIPPING
BITCHES SLAPPING JACK BAUER
PRESIDENT DRAMA
DAUGHTERS WHO HATE THEIR PRESIDENT MOTHERS
CRAZY PEOPLE
FBI AGENTS
FBI WHORES
JANEANE GAROFALO
CHARACTERS FROM HELLA DAYS AGO COMING BACK AND MAKING ME SHIT BRICKS
FINGERS BEING CUT OFF
ASIANS BEING KNOCKED OUT WITH GUNS
ALCOHOL
DUMB WAITRESSES

IF THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, PLZ SEE A DOCTOR.

Kate Bush is epic.

Don't hate

WHAT THE HELL

This 13 year old british kid had a baby with his 15 year old girlfriend. WTF HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD! I am so confused. This is awful. I'm not down with teen pregnancy and i'm certainly not down with pre-pubescent pregnancy? Is that even right? this is on the same level as the knock off Angelina Jolie woman who had the octuplets on top of the fact she has 6 other kids and NO JOB.

So

Melvin the bunny is back. Now where's the others? Maybe we need more writers.
I feel like we should get more writers and I kind of want to move to a different host. I

There are plenty of clothes I could probably live without

The "Keep Watch" Leggings from Mishka's Spring '09 Hallelujah collection are NOT one of them.


I've been playing down my wardrobe lately, keeping everything simple and cute as possible, while still being cuter than everyone else. I haven't touched my leopard jeans in months. I figure it's time to start working my personality more than my clothes/work with them more together. Okay back to the leggings, they are amazing. I don't care how simple and cute my wardrobe may get, i will probably always love crazy leggings. I saw a picture of adorable LA dj Gina Turner wearing them like a month or two ago and I was wondering why I had never seen them on the Mishka site before. Well, they are on now the Mishka site. Now they just need to come to all the fun little boutique stores in San Francisco so I can be happy.


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